I'm a SAHM to three beautiful children, married for 13 years to the long-suffering Jake, and I'm insanely happy, after years of making myself as miserable as possible. I love eating out, red wine, laughing with friends, and having my little ones make me gorgeous, sloppy artwork, which I then display and force visitors to comment upon in happy tones. I loathe early mornings, negativity, and stupidity -- it's all just so pointless.